PUBLISHING INFO: Gallery Books, 11/2013
MY GRADE: A-
FROM PUBLISHER: SHE’S MY CHERRY PIE. Tastes so good, make a grown man cry.
Who could forget the sexy “Cherry Pie” girl from hair metal band Warrant’s infamous music video? Bobbie Brown became a bona fide vixen for her playful role as the object of lead singer Jani Lane’s desires. With her windblown peroxide mane, seductive scarlet lips, and flirtatious curves, she epitomized every man’s fantasy. But the wide-eyed Louisiana beauty queen’s own dreams of making it big in Los Angeles were about to be derailed by her rock-and-roll lifestyle. . . .
After her tumultuous marriage to Jani imploded, and her engagement to fast-living Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee ended in a drug haze–followed by his marriage days later to Pamela Anderson–Bobbie decided it was time Hollywood’s hottest bachelors got a taste of their own medicine. Step one: get high. Step two: get even.
In a captivating, completely uncensored confessional, Bobbie explicitly recounts her encounters with some of the most famous men in Hollywood: Leonardo DiCaprio, Kevin Costner, Mark McGrath, Dave Navarro, Sebastian Bach, Ashley Hamilton, Rob Pilatus of Milli Vanilli, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson, Orgy’s Jay Gordon, and many more. Whose bedroom did Bobbie (literally) set on fire? No man was off limits as the fun-loving bombshell spiraled into excess, anger, and addiction.
Bobbie survived the party–barely–and her riveting, cautionary comeback tale is filled with the wildest stories of sex, drugs, and rock and roll ever told.
MY THOUGHTS: Unfiltered doesn’t even begin to describe Bobbie’s mouth. She’s blunt and doesn’t hold back much and is hilarious. The memoir flowed nicely and I really didn’t want to put it down. It was a quick read, 264 pages, but it’s not for everyone because of her coarse language.
Bobbie came from an abusive home (her father Bobby, for whom she’s named after, was a wife beater, as was his father) in Louisiana but wasn’t abused herself. She went on to be in countless dysfunctional, sometimes abusive relationships (Tommy Lee, who grabbed her by the throat in front of people). She’s been on drugs most of her adult life and I don’t think she’s ever been to rehab. She never mentioned wanting to go. She never mentioned how she felt seeing the abuse then or how she feels about it now and if she thinks it may have to contributed to her drug use.
She detailed some of her sexual exploits with many men. The most memorable one was with Leonardo DiCaprio in 1996. He had her perform oral sex on him while wearing a condom. It tasted bad so she took it off. She said his penis was huge, ‘on steroids’, bigger than Tommy Lee’s, and she could hardly fit it in her mouth. She said Tommy’s was ‘as big as a baby’s arm’. Tommy’s very immature, a big kid, needy, extremely jealous, and a big whoremonger. I think he’s the one she said always wanted to remove her tampons for her.
She barely mentioned having a nose job at around age 19/20 ‘to remove the bump’ and getting breast implants and having them redone. Never once mentioned that they leaked and she got really sick and has lupus now because of it (according to her). A few years ago I watched a documentary that she narrated on VH1 called “Do It For the Band: The Women of the Sunset Strip” and she mentioned the leakage. She failed to mention being diagnosed with trichotillomania yet mentions it in interviews. I found out about it online when I should have just read about it in her own book. That developed during 2005 during what she says is the worst relationship she’s ever been in but I don’t recall reading about it and I don’t know who’s she’s talking about. How on earth can you write your memoir and leave out the most important things of all?! You can’t have surgeries and barely mention them. I want details. I want to know why you had the surgeries, what it was like recovering from them and all that. What lead to wanting them? Any regrets?
The most interesting story was when her ex-husband Jani (Warrant), a crying, drunken mess at the time, confided in her about something awful that happened to him years before he was famous. Page 250:
He was nineteen when it happened. It was after a show. And older man, a major rock star, had invited Jani to hang out with him and the big guys. Jani was young, and easily impressed. Later that night, along with an accomplice, that major rock star put Jani through an ordeal he had been to ashamed to talk about until this moment. It was violent. It was ugly. It was exploitative. Jani said he had been too scared to tell anybody and had been pushing the memory under the carpet, pretending it wasn’t there. Jani was a proud man and hated to think of himself as a victim. Now, finally, I understood why he had been acting like one for so many years.’
Bobbie did a lot of acting/modeling when she was in her early twenties, and some things since, so this book should have had a filmography.
Some of the music videos she’s been in aren’t mentioned online so I’ll list them all:
I’m On To You by Hurricane- 1988 (pre-implants and nose job)
Cecilia by Times Two- 1989
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by Great White- 1989
House of Broken Love by Great White- 1989
It Feels So Good To Love Someone Like You by Terence Trent D’Arby- 1989
Sittin’ in the Lap of Luxury by Louie Louie- 1990
Cherry Pie by Warrant- 1990
She misspoke and said model Paulina Porizkova was Czech-American when she’s actually Czech-Swedish.
I loved the book, thought it was highly entertaining and I do recommend it.
I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.